don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
pop tarts are not kleenex
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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