Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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