So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Two words: blizzard sex
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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