Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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