Fuck appropriateness.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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