Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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