it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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