Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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