what day is it and did you see me today?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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