I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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