He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
The feeling are messing with the penis
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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