Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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