i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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