Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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