I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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