i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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