It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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