Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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