So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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