I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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