Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
You coming home soon, man?
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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