dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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