her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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