i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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