why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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