Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
She bit a glass in half.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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