I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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