WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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