This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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