Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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