You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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