So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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