i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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