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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
being pregnant is like rehab
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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