Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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