Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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