Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I think people are normalizing furries
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