He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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