i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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