what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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