rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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