Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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