just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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