so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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