PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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