i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I still have a little drunk in my system
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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