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It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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