you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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