Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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