why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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