remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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